nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
I can wiggle my ears and I wear glasses so when I was in high school marching band and we were on the field and my glasses started sliding I would wiggle my ears to pull them back up without touching my face
One of the judges saw and just started laughing and he talked about it on the tape and I listened to it and it was just, “Oh my god. Oh my god. She’s - how are - her glasses - they’re going up - how is she doing that?”
Best. Judging tape. Ever.
THIS IS THE MOST RELEVANT THING I’VE EVER SEEN ON THE INTERNET. EVER.
Reblogging again because it’s more true now than it’s ever been.
Yup my life in a comic
i am behind on 2 months of German homework HAHAHAHAHHAHAHha due next week